Monday, March 17, 2014

Egomnia, video: history of Italian Zuckerberg. Final epicfail 2013.

He will be remembered as epicfail 2013. Egomnia saga continues to reserve stainless today misunderstood delicacy. We will reevaluate the time as in the film, Tomas Milian.

Still missing a month at the end of the year. But the critics Prize for the unanimous recognition, we deliver today. It was sort of a shock. Three minutes of modern audio-visual delight that will leave an indelible mark in the minds of all. A real joy for the heart and soul of every horse startupper. But above all, a source of infinite inspiration for every meme that from today onwards to consecrate Matthew Achilli as the greatest among Zuckerberg.

Promotional video for Egomnia, entitled history of Zuckerberg, without false modesty, is the absolute champion of the year 2013. They have movie theaters will give good that cafonozzo track Checco Zalone lyrics. Because culture, ficcatevelo on the head, it is always in the first place. Start is overwhelming. Achilli, sitting at the table cafeteria Bocconi, depicted in the cartoon as the oak room at the Plaza Hotel in New York. Mild climate, wine and candles. In comparing the wisdom which I visited years resembled a reform school for orphans of the Fascist era.

Beautiful voice beautiful brunette opens a dialog for thickness seem drawn from an episode of Peppa Pig: "you have been tested at the University of Bocconi! Are you happy? "

What kind of response you would expect from a question like that? "No, I just wanted to spend a bit of money to the Pope"?

Matthew Achilli: "very! But every year, there are more than two thousand graduates. And then, with an evil grin and eyes reduced to close slot adds: "I must find a way to distinguish!»

The first phone call to the Carabinieri and the Bocconi switch for fear of some reckless gesture.

She, ICA: "there are people out there with an average of 30 e lode, how do you think you're doing?"

Ammazzarle, on the other hand, is not.

Him: "I think I have a good idea! Imagine if each of us tried for its quality and not just for his voice, imagine what will contribute to business! "

Music pounding. Low, obsessive piano sheet music. Vaguely reminiscent of the soundtrack saw the Riddler. And in fact, that instead was interested in what he has to say, it seems you're Achilli cagando continue down, fear, trembling voice and worried stutters: Matthew ... ... but what do you say? "

I miss him still proves to be the reincarnation of Norman Bates of psycho. But Matthew tells her with a bit of prose with the birth of the creature. going to call it Egomnia! ".

Escaped danger. The second Act. A turning point. Meeting with a mysterious girl. Mix Fonzie happy days and Mr. X, the X-Files. Watch it you doubt if a scene takes place in the corridors of any American College, or the closure of the provincial football school. But far from insignificant details.

Mr. x said, ' you caught my eye, around there is a lot of talk about yourself and your Egomnia.

In fact, thanks to myself, him and his creature, we talked a lot.

A disorientated Achilli question: we know each other? "

Mister x: ' Are Antonio Aloisi, student representative and member of the Board of Directors of Bocconi, also head of the University's most important brotherhood. "

In view of the results obtained with Egomnia, Aloisi, run to you immediately. You never know in life.

Aloisi: "I read about you in the newspaper of the University, who said to you, if you are writing your story on a national magazine? Let me help you! You'll see Matthew, also involved brotherhood, will love it! "

An exciting prospect that reminds me of the story of the black brotherhood School of wizardry is derived from novels about Harry Potter. And so Matthew, soon after found himself on the cover of the latest edition of the panorama of the Italian economy as Zukerberg. But the magic wand! It may be that the last Congress before the editors were just running out of ideas.

The video goes on, led many narrative gimmicks that makes itself apparent. How and when the phone rings in Matteo 1 am and he wonders: ' what? «««Five subscribers per minute? ".

Kill that number! In fact there are many. If you believe that at the time people usually prefer to look at YouPorn, very much.
And then, with a look reminiscent of Puss in boots in Shrek understands the reasons for this success, and in between if and if repeated with a dreamy tone: "... ah ... Antonio ... ".

Where Antonio is not me ... But what Antonio Aloisi brotherhood mentioned above. For the record, the undersigned will appear under the heading "envy" blogger. And already. Tatiana, I reserved the shameful attention.

I leave the rest of the video on your spanking. Bondage lovers. I found the slide from the collar bone shattered. I've also written all possible good will for Achilli because ' I'm a guy, after all, is sympathetic. But he is undaunted as possessed by some evil spell anything, does not want to feel. He replied, "are you sure that Belladonna?". No ... usually I'm talking rubbish.

And three minutes after that I shared a YouTube video on my profile and attitudes, cumshots from less than 100 to more than 4000, part Egomnia has disabled the ability to comment. User reviews were not quite up to expectations.

But the Pallavi, let's talk about things really. But with La Hoodlum then like this?


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